sometimes i feel sorry for myself

when i think about how small my social circle is and how pathetic my 5 pm - 12am life is. Yesterday I actually sat through an entire viewing of the movie Enchanted. Is anyone familiar with this horribly awful movie? i'm not even going to describe it. it probably got like 30% on rotten tomatoes.


Anyway, but then, i feel better about myself by thinking about how there have to be people out there who are just way bigger losers than i am. This is horribly disgusting but, well, life is relative, and when your life is better than other peoples lives, your life cant be all that bad.


For instance, theres all those people who live in the Northeast. Their lives automatically suck. No matter what they do during the day or evening, my life has got to be better than their lives in the frigidly cold atmosphere where they bump into other incredibly rude people that wander the tundra that is Boston or Manhattan.



And then there are children. Children are stupid little people. I saw an average child wandering through the airport yesterday tagging along after her F1 generation parents, and her little pink barbie suitcase was see-through. You know, I see children all the time with those cute little suitcases, but I never have seen whats inside of them, because usually the suitcase is covered with a giant picture of Dora the Explorer or Bugs Bunny or Hank the Cowdog or whatever other nonsense kids read these days. If i had to guess, I would have thought little kid pants, little kid shirts, little kid underwear, maybe a teddy bear or two. But I had the opportunity to see through one yesterday, and boy, was it a shocker.

Anything practical? anything useful? Perhaps nice delicious foods to snack on? No way.There were four barbie dolls, one giant doll, and some ridiculous looking toy. Thats it. totally and completely useless, and a huge pain in the ass to deal with once you get to your destination. what a dumb little kid.


my life has got to be way better than the life of the mother of that dumbass little girl. I would cry myself to sleep if I gave birth to an idiot like that. sheesh.

human trafficking

is some fucked up shit.

today was the longest day ever. and i'm exhausted. thats all i can even say about it.