texans are crazy

i've been engaging in political debate via email with my uncle, and man, it is nuts. I get all these crazy claims out of left field about how liberals are the root of all evil and that they are going to turn america into a degenerate nation full of crazies who want to kill God. its really nuts. I'm like, where does he get this stuff from? i can barely even have a conversation with him, i'm too "liberal". and i'm not even a "liberal" !!

classification of parties is really detrimental. i'd forgotten how conservative texans feel about liberals, it is upsetting. I'm like, didn't you go to college? did you learn nothing?

on the other hand,
this is awesome
http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sdo/566171148.html

I've been hearing so much about hillary and barack and politics in general lately that I am just dying for some normal every day hilarity. So the cat thing is hilARIOUS.

I started my second job at Sullivan's yesterday. The other hostess reminds me sooo much of Danielle, its crazy. Skin tone, hair color, hair texture, height, eyes, everything. Facial expressions, manner of speaking, all the same.

this second job stuff is sweet. I dont understand why everyone who doesnt have a family and only has one 9-5 job doesnt get another one. Maybe its because we dont have cable. Or regular TV, at that. So we (I) come hom eat 530, go to the gym, home by 7, and then theres five hours of sitting around, doing nothing, hanging with the roomies. Gets SOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOLLLLLLLLLLLDDDDDDDDDDDD.

and now, our internet provider is gone! JGOODMAN, who we were "sharing" wireless internet with, has mysteriously disappeared from the list of available network providers. Its been gone for over a week now. Either hes on vacation and his connection got screwed up or he canceled his internet service. I hope hope hope hes on vacay.

And I just finished the last episode of season 4 of entourage (on the hard drive), and those mother effers arent coming out with season five in june like originally planned but instead, in AUGUST because the greedy corporate b-stards took so long to give the writers their money.

so now i have like six episodes of Weeds left to tide me over until....when...august? september? i doubt i'll ever pay for cable, but we'll see. I'm thinking about downloading the entire series of arrested development, maybe seinfeld, to last me through till then.

I'M SO POOR! I NEED TO RAISE A LOT OF MONEY!

If you have money, just sitting around, and want to help a poor graduate student who will likely remain not rich for the rest of her life, i could totally use about 100k. 80k would likely cover it if 100 sounds too ridiculous. even small contributions of $5 are welcome.